Saturday with 95,618 notes / reblog

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(Source: aphprussia, via apeekofchic)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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(via unknownbearing)

officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands

(via unknownbearing)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ
Saturday with 4,332 notes / reblog
If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?
-(via suspend)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via fake-mermaid)

Saturday with 243,307 notes / reblog

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

(via cockswallop)

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him
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